bluntbutt:

people think im a pot head but i always pick masturbating over getting high lol.. that says something am i right?

Uhuh

the difference between a girl that is white and a white girl

strawberryfck:

jesuschristvevo:

girl that is white

  • identifies as female
  • is caucasian

white girl

  • comes to school 15 minutes late with starbucks
  • dresses up as a cat for halloween
  • wears sunglasses indoors
  • wears short shorts with uggs
  • says she was born in the wrong generation
  • is always singing call me maybe
  • thinks shes the only girl who plays video games
  • gets offended when people say “nigga” or “gay”

i get it now

OMG ITS TRUE